I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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