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I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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