If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Say something about gay babies.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I can't put those talents on a resume
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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