too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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