i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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