Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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