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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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