That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
