Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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