your room smells of hookers.
And success
from now on my penis is your penis
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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