Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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