he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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