Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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