no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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