butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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