Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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