i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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