Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
don't judge my taste in strippers
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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