They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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