worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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