I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I AM VODKA MAN
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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