so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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