So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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