K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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