I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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