I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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