handjob tips. give me some.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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