There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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