It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
