another moral hangover. fuck.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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