Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
