normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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