I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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