hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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