people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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