doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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