I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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