I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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