I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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