I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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