Do you still have your period?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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