I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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