Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
