I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Please, let me fuck your mom
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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