their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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