You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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