party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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