I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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