Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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