Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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