Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
