if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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